June 9, 2006 - Dennis Hopper Pitches a New Movie Concept
An oldie, but goodie!
PITCH MEETING
LOS ANGELES - 9:17 AM
[Dennis Hopper]
Now hear me out guy,
I'm talkin' Oscar here,
classic, classic Cinderella Stuff.
Ok?
A football team...
Somewhere in New England...
Forty-two years, no championship, man.
Bupkus!
New season...
Home opener...
Guess what happens?
SWAM-O! Their franchise quarterback is gone!
So they got a decision to make... huh?
Sure it's too soon...
but they bring in "The Kid"!
And with the thing, and a thing,
and a BOOM! and a BOOM!
He's got 'em into the playoffs!
Divisional finals...
We got a blizzard! Bah-ha-ha!
The Kid... is driving his boys down the field (phtt)
for a final touchdown (phtt)...
When... (phtt)...
He fumbles!
He fumbles!
(tweet)
Ok. So dig this...
It's not a fumble, alright?
The refs cite some obscure rule,
so it's a fumble...
but it ain't no fumble!
Cut...
To New Orleans.
Why?
Because I love that city like a brother.
Super Bowl!
Tie score...
Timex running dry...
And the Kid, huh...
Marches his boys right into field goal range!
They kick!
...Will it?
...Won't it?
It does!
They win!
They win!
Ah ha ha ha!
They're champions of the freakin' world, man.
And it could really happen.
[Movie Executive]
Next.
[Dennis Hopper]
Ah come on, not the goons, man!
Come on!
I haven't even told you about the sequel!
The sequel, man!
Every year, man!
Every year!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vciGQGTS9WM&search=new%20england%20patriots
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