April 15, 2009 - Announcing Twitchr - The First Web 3.0 Social Network

What is Twitchr?

Twitchr is a service for "friends" you haven’t met, stalkers, and co–dependents to communicate and stay connected through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: wat r u doing?

Why use Twitchr?

Why? Because anything you Twit is probably "meaningful" to celebrities, athletes, politicians—especially when it’s cryptic, short, and timely.

• Biting your nails? Research shows that Hollywood stars want to know.
• Road rage? Your state Representative might find that useful.
• Trying to sleep? Your imaginary girlfriend may want to join you.

How does it work?

With Twitchr, you can stay hyper–connected to anyone and everyone.  Always know what they’re doing. Twitches are a stalker’s best friend.

 

Twitchr puts you in control and becomes a modern path to information overload.  Unlike more primitive social networks, with Twitchr, your messages are 14 characters or less – no more wasteful 140 characters!  Lower-case only – no need to hit that shift key.  And those pesky special characters – fuggedaboudit!

i rly lk it
itz leet
a phenom
who u

sleeepee
is y web xists
feelin down
kewwwwwwwwwwl
wanna barf

stop

stay away

no really

stop

help police

stop

aargh

Ready to get Twitchy?  Join now!