May 17, 2008 - You Might Be In Quabbity Assurance If...
One television program that both my wife and I really enjoy is The Office. And of course, my favorite character is Creed Bratton - the Director of Quality Assurance.
In this season's final episode, a new HR Director joins the office. When Creed greets her, she asks what he does. Creed (who has a severe memory problem) doesn't answer her. Instead he goes off by himself and struggles to come up with the answer.
What's with this woman?
She's asking things that are none of her business!
What do I do here?
I should have written it down!
Qua something, uh.
Qua, quar, quab...
Quabbity Assurance!
No, no... but I'm getting close...
You Might Be In Quabbity Assurance If...
- If you like eating mung beans, even though they "smell like death", then you might be in Quabbity Assurance
- If you have only 4 toes on one foot, then you might be in Quabbity Assurance
- If you confess that you might have accidentally made love to a man in the 60's ("there'd be no way of knowing"), then you might be in Quabbity Assurance
- If you faked your own death for tax reasons, then you might be in Quabbity Assurance
- If you stole a laminating machine and used it to start a fake ID business, then you might be in Quabbity Assurance
- If you get angry that a quality problem occurred during "the one year" you neglected to do your job, then you might be in Quabbity Assurance
- If you have been a member of many religious cults, both as a leader and follower, then you might be in Quabbity Assurance
See also:
http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/
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