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Signal-to-Noise Ratio

07:00, 2007-Jan-31  ..  Posted in Performance Horror  ..  0 comments  ..  Link

This is more about a human's performance and less about a digital computer's performance. The sailor in this story simply wanted to improve the TV Signal-to-Air Conditioner Noise ratio. He was watching American Graffitti and probably for the 50th time. Movie distribution to and circulation among the fleet was as efficient as Windows-XP. "Please wait - for a long time!" I pity modern day sailors stuck with a film such as "Crossroads", for months at a time.

When and Where: Aboard USS Midway CV-41 about 150 miles south of Tokyo Bay in 1981. Kim Carnes was singing about Bette Davis eyes. John Lennon was singing about something that I would soon be doing after the below ordeal – "Starting Over".

Why: Certification + Operational Test & Evaluation (OPTEVAL) of the Aircraft Carrier Landing System – a system designed to land aircraft automatically.

Who/Scope: Support came from many skill sets – RADAR technicians, Computer technicians, Systems Analysts, Pilots and the instrumented aircraft they ferried from Patuxent River, MD., aircraft technicians from the manufacturers, and on and on. They came from around the world. They came from Maryland, Virginia, California, Hawaii, The Philippines, and Japan. In other words, this was a multi-million-dollar undertaking.

System Background: Two computerized Precision Approach RADAR Air Traffic Controllers manned (PAR) consoles. Two vintage 1960’s era CP-848 (a.k.a. Univac 1219) computers allocated to do all the calculations, adjust for ship’s motion, wind-speed/direction, drive the PAR channels, the two displays, and - issue command/control information to the aircraft. For you MIL buffs – the Army-Navy nomenclature is/was AN/SPN-42 a.k.a. ACLS.

The computers were large. They had intake vents at the top front to suck in cold air from an air conditioning vent about a foot away. This was an interesting field modification to extend their operability beyond the inherent overheating problem that would occur at about 78 degrees F.

Univac 1219

The computers were in a compartment several compartments distant from the Carrier Air Traffic Control Center (CATCC) where the PAR was located. There was a Navy computer technician on duty here during operations.

My role: Coordinate all aspects of the operation to get the OPTEVAL accomplished.

Scenario: Aircraft would approach the ship from a holding pattern where they had been holding (burning precious fuel) until the ship was readied for operations. The weather at the time was less than ideal with rain and visibility of about 4 miles. The GO signal was issued. The aircraft (AC) commenced their approach and soon the first AC was acquired by the SPN-42 PAR at about 4 miles. The second AC was 2 miles behind and would soon be acquired by the other SPN-42 PAR channel.

The first AC arrived at the two mile marker and suddenly the SPN-42 consoles warning light array lit up in red warning and yellow caution lights, overpowering the normal glow provided by green lights. Obviously the lights were indicating that something of great magnitude had gone amiss. I moved quickly to the nearest PAR console to look over the warnings. "OVERTEMP". The computers would be shutting down soon. I asked the CATCC supervisor to have the first AC abort this approach as the pilot had already indicated loss of coupling with the ACLS. I leapt over knee-knockers, engaging some of them with my shins while rushing to the computer room. To this day I have shin dents as reminders.

I entered the compartment. The computer Navy computer technician was kicked back watching a movie on the ship’s television station. The computer room was unusually quiet except for the sound from the TV. I immediately noticed that the air conditioning was not running and asked the tech if he knew what happened. He said he turned the air conditioning off because he couldn’t hear the TV. I wanted to laugh. I wanted to cry. I wanted much more to take the business end of one of these to his ass.

For those of you wondering, the CO had some input into that sailor's newly earned enlisted ranking.

I think that if I ever decide to compete for a Darwin Award, I will mount this atop my vehicle and light it off. I wonder if one can win with an old idea??

http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html


 

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