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The Collapse of JakeBrake Investments, Inc.?

JakeBrake Investments, Inc. (JBII) has been in business for 12 years. JBII has a proven track record grooved with sound business management practices. JBII co-founders have a proven bi-partisan relationship.  Co-founders JakeBrake and Mrs. JakeBrake realized long ago that a successful business such as JBII requires honesty, integrity, properly aimed ideals, solid work ethic, and - is devoid of greed. At JBII you will not find the co-founders:

• Sitting on their Fannie and making bad investments at the expense of others.
• Sporting capitalistic-excess-success smirks and doing the Freddie in celebration.
• Engaged in Partisan pettyship modeled after conflicts most often found on elementary school grounds during recess.
• Catering to voices backed by vast amounts of money while they forget their true purpose and who they actually represent.
• Sitting on their Fannie, watching the Indy 500 while eating a Big Mac – getting fat on false “nutrition”.
• In an expensive corporate aircraft fueled by excess and lofty egos.
• Sitting on leather chairs behind cherry-wood, marble-inlaid conference tables with catered Perrier (the non-anti-freeze mix).
• Risking all by driving down a street and running into a frenzied Wall.

You will not find Co-founders JakeBrake and Mrs. JakeBrake:

• Allowing their General self-sufficiency Motors to go without proper maintenance.
• Engaging in pity-me expressions containing, Chry, Slur, or other forms of expression used to dodge accountability.

JBII Co-founders JakeBrake and Mrs. JakeBrake cannot Uh Ford such behaviors.

JakeBrake and Mrs. JakeBrake will always maintain their modest, non-flaunting-of-excessive-capitalistic-success, low-frontage-cost, non-sky-reaching, non-marbled, non-glass-walled, non-lobby-pianist-equipped, non-executive-parking-stall-equipped corporate headquarters in the USA,  and - do their American-citizen tax-paying duties – on time with the full-amount owed.

Times have certainly changed. You will now find JBII on the brink of collapse as JBII co-founders JakeBrake and Mrs. JakeBrake scramble to aid in the rescue of large corporations who cannot repeat the success of two non-MBA-equipped, non-law-degree-equipped individuals.

Mrs. and Mr. JakeBrake are certainly not dancing the Freddie, nor are they taking American tax-payer $$ to fund research intended to understand the differences between the poop of the red and the poop of the gray squirrel; with an option for additional funding to determine how the poop of an albino squirrel contributes to global warming.

Business as usual

09:21, 2009-Feb-11  ..  Posted by RichW     

So are you looking for a bail-out or what?