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Performance Testing Vuser Personas – Part I

09:25, 2008-May-30 .. Posted in Warped Humor .. 1 comments .. Link

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After years of performance testing I have discovered that simulated users have character and history.

Vuser Name	Character Observations
VU 5	Always leaving the performance “party” and attempting to get to pentagon.com
VU 6	Has designs on VU 9.
VU 7	Usually the first to start and finish assigned work. Always has http-200s and never a http-500.
VU 9	Has designs on VU 6.
VU 101	Is gender-confused.
VU 110	Is a twin of VU 101 and just as confused? Is considering surgery but unsure of which
VU 211	Always robbing others of performance data.
VU 302	Is always deflecting questions about his performance.
VU 401	Is an incurable burglar always attempting to break in somewhere.
VU 500	Is always asking the wrong questions.
VU 503	Busted for embezzling other Vusers, trying to improve his own performance.
VU 1740	Always whining about global warming and never contributes to a solution. Turns any conversation into global warming.
VU 11357	Is a big fan of narcotics and addicted. Has been busted several times.

Stay tuned for Part II.

Happy VUs

08:32, 2008-Jun-2 .. Posted by strazzerj
I predict much happiness for VUs 6 and 9!

(Glad to see you back to blogging, Jake!)

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