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Red Neck Word or bad Redneck pun

Usage

600-Horse Cummins

Cummins (tm) of

Cummins Inc.

Y'all taayk uh lissin nau, ya ear?

Abandon

Thanks to Peter at SQAF for the inspiration!

Ray: "Billy Bob, ya goin ta thuh ferrgrounz tonaght?"

Billy Bob: "Dunno, thay got A Band On thuh skaydjul?"

Anticipated

Bobbie Joe: "Joey Hon, we jis gotta threttnin late raynt notus?"

Joej Bob: "Dang it. Hull I dun thawt Aunt Tessie Payt It?"

Asphalt

Y'all taayk uh lissin nau, ya ear?

Asinine

Y'all taayk uh lissin nau, ya ear?

Automate

Y'all taayk uh lissin nau, ya ear?

Buttermilk

Y'all taayk uh lissin nau, ya ear?

Calcium

Dude 1: "Hey y'all. Calvin dun runned ober n skwished t' nayburs cats."

Dude 2: "Wuhl - dint Cal See 'Em befur skwishin 'em?"

Castrated

Sammy: "Yee-uh, we dun hooked up wiff Slick and Cass traded all arr old stuff fer new."

Engagement

Y'all taayk uh lissin nau, ya ear?

Enron

"Yeuh, 'emz jis lack all em utthers, tayk the money En Run."

Euthanasia

Earl: "Johnny, howzat forinn exchainj student wirkin out fer ya? Eez frum Chiner - raht? Wutz he wannuh do fer hiz lahf?"

Johnny: "I thank he sed sumpin' about makin wurld moozik to reprahzent all dem Yooth 'N Ayzha."

Harrison

Y'all taayk uh lissin nau, ya ear?

Herbicide

Y'all taayk uh lissin nau, ya ear?

Illegal

Shakes: "Hay Bobby, lookee over thar in thuh corner at that tayme raptor?"

Bobby: "Hyell I dint knowed you knowed enny big wurdz?

Ya'all still uh dummy Shakes. Haint no tayme rapter.

Thass jis wun Ill Eagle."

Intimidated

Janks: "Hay Ra-ay, ya dun seen that Sally Ma-ay sints she bin back in town? She dun gotta bout a duzzin offspring in tow. I member yall n Timmy used ta vie fer her eye."

Ray: "Yep, I 'N Timmy Dayded her wayh ba-ack."

Issues

LY'all taayk a lissin nau, ya ear?

Luckenbach, Texas

Dude 1: "'em cops in Tekzis, ya gotta watch fer em."

Dude 2: "Yeuh, ya best be Lukkin Back over yer shoulder all the time."

Mayhem

Arthur: "Bobby, u gud wiff a so-in asheen, yooz Maay Haym 'em ifn ya wunt."

Maple Syrup

Ray: "Whuh we dun ended up washin cars at Billy's Pump 'N Git Outta Here stayshin to pay our dang gas bill? Afore that, me 'n May took good ole Betsy Buick out for a ride. Whuh azz we wuz goin by "Billy's Pump 'N Git Outta Here", ole Betsy spat 'n sputtered like grampa chokin' on his chaw. Betsy was dang near runnin' on fyoomz. So,  May pulls Zer up  to a pump jis in time? We done pumped bout fitty bucks 'n checked arr finantzes? We dun had 2 bucks atween us?"

Menopause

"Sallie Billie Raye, you need chayhnge them shorts ta cover yo-uw butt cheeks afore ya wok to thuh store by those construction may-hn?"

"Hwhy ayz tha-aht Eddie?"

"Cuz I think ya wunt thayz attenchin. Ya-aw know dang wail whay-n yoo walk by, those Men Aw Pawz whut thayz doin and stare at yo behind.

Miserable

(double entendre)

Url: Abel, you bin luking down fer weeks sints yer waf n dawg lift yah.

Abel: Yeah, that dawg layin at my feet durrin footbawl games wahl smellin stake n potadoz cuz thuh wafs cukking em up... sigh

Url: Wahl it shur seems lak yuh Mizz Er Abel?

Millimeter

"Roy, ya dun seen Suzee laytlee?"

"Yee-uh, mee 'n Millee Meed Hur evree daay fer lunstch. Affer her uh dawg tuk off wit da nayburr'z dawg, she n need uv cumpinee."

Nuisance

Dint: "I dun tull ya Shank, liddul Tank Bottoms haint so liddul enny morz."
Shank: "Yee uh, I dun noticed Bottoms dun got bigger. Hyell, Bottoms I knew sints he wuz knee-high to a grasshopper and cud fit in wun cheer.

Paragon & Regatta

Duff: "Herb, you ain't lookin to good today. You lookin like a hawg jis dragged you through ten miles of mud?"

Herb: "I ain't feelin too good. Me 'n Ray bumped into Jessie 'n Roy thuh other night? We dint know that that Pair Uh Gawn off and dun got married. They tole us 'n we decided to have a reception at my place? So Ray Gotta couple kegs of beer and I whipped up some fast fried chicken and we done celebrated?"

Paranoid

Rattlin Roy: "Shank, hay luk whooz luntchin ober tharr. Itzuh Saydee n Diff. Laytz go joyn em."

Shank: "No litz jis leeuhve. I dont tayk kahndly to em. Tha-at

Pair Annoyed me too dang menny taimz."

Railroad

Flint: "Hey Herb we gonna run aground on them rocks in about a minute. Grab them oars n start paddlin."

Herb: "Can't. Can't ya see I gotta beer in each hand n my fishin pole atwixt my knees? Why dontcha wake Ray? Ray'll Row D' boat."

Rational

Herb: "Ellis, you lookin mahtee rayd n scratchy?"

Ellis: "Yee-huh, I dun got that poison ivy Rash On All of my arms n chayst?"

Residual

Herb: "Whan yew 'n Lantz gonna be here? Roy dun tole me that Ray sed yew  all be stoppin' by today?"

Testosterone

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